Razzle Dazzle 'em.

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draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

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roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

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thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

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llamallamanewt:

canyousonicme:

melodyoswinpond:

She will be amazing.

River Song’s timeline (so far), in pictures.

I’m really glad someone figured this out and put it in order. =)

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eventualprocrastination:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

nowacking:

sreddous:

brbkillingnubs:

Bes of “Pretty girls, ugly face” compilation lmao

i wanna join this club

I love these so much

I’M TRYING TO BE SAD AND I CAN’T BECAUSE OF THIS GODDAMN IT

OMG that third one

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thefrogman:

Flash in a thunderstorm [corgiaddict]

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saying something tummy curdling on facebook chat an then hiding on Tumblr.

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